APRIL 3, 1998

GAY PEOPLE'S CHRONICLE

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GIVE IT UP, STUART. WHO'S YOUR MECHANIS

SHORTLY, IN THE KITCHEN...

RIGHT. WRAPPED AROUND A PHONE POLE AT 38TH AND CHERRY. WHY, THANK YOU, RITA. YOU HAVE A LOVELY EVENING TOO!

THIRTY-FOUR BUCKS CASH, AND THREE HUNDRED SEVENTYONE IN THE BANK. HUH. IF THAT'S STRAIGHT WHITE MALE PRIVILEGE, WE'RE NOT MISSING MUCH.

LOIS, YOU CAN'T JUST RIFLE THROUGH HIS

WAHET!

CAN TOO. GROOVY P.C. CREDIT CARD, CO-OP MEMBERSHIP, THERAPIST'S BUSINESS CARD...JEEZ, MAYBE HE IS A LESBIAN.

PUT

THAT STUFF BACK! HE'LL KNOW YOU WERE IN TO IT!

Dykes Towatch Out For by Alison Bechdel

collateral DAMAGE

HERE. LIE DOWN AND ELEVATE YOUR FEET.

SPARROW'S ILL GET YOU SOME HOT

SWAIN APPEARS TO BE IN A MILD

STATE

OF

SHOCK.

TEA WITH HONEY.

LOIS, COULD YOU FIND HIS TRIPLE A CARD IN HERE AND GET HIS CAR TOWED?

No,

I CAN DO

IT. I'M F-F-FINE.

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1998 BY ALISON BECHDEL

WHAT DO YOU CARE? YOU'RE BEING SUSPICIOUSLY NICE TO THIS GUY." OH, STUART! LET ME GET YOU SOME TEA!"

HEY, I'M JUST BEING POLITE. I'D DO THE SAME IF SPARROW WAS SEEING A

WOMAN.

BUT SHE'S NOT BLANCHE. SHE'S NOT. COME ON. I KNOW IT BUGS YOU. QUIT BEING SO TOLERANT.

WELL... I GUESS

I AM DISAPPOINTED IN HER. IT'S JUST SO... CONVENTIONAL

DON'TOMA FEEL LEFT IN THE LURCH? SHE'LL BE SHOWERED WITH APPROVAL AND APPLIANCES WHILE WE STAY HERE FENDING OFF PROMISEKEEPERS AND "PRO-FAMILY" PREVERTS.

YEAH. HER LIFE WILL BE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT WITH A MAN. A WHITE MAN AT THAT! WHAT IS SHE THINKING?

I DUNNO,

BUT E

FEEL HAD

YEAH, BETRAYED. SPARROW SEEING A GUY IS LIKE CLINTON TURNING OUT TO BE JUST ANOTHER HYPOCRITICAL, FAMILY VALUES SPEWING, WELFARE SLASHING, SABER RATTUNG THUG!

Ε

1000

WRITE HOUSE

PORLAR & FAQ

REALLY.

STU! DUDE, I GOT YOUR TEA!

MURDER CIVIL-

DE GONNA

MASS, WE WANT POPULAR SUPPORT"

The Mostly Unfabulous Social Life of Ethan Green

OKAY, SO YOU'RE ON A BUSINESS OR PLEASURE OR FAMILY-RELATED TRIP TO AN UNFAMİLİAR CITY. WELL SWEETIE, TRAVELING IS HASSLE ENUF,THANKS VERY MUCH, WITHOUT HAVING TO STAND AROUND LIKE YOU'RE FRESH OFF THE TURNIP TRUCK, TRYING TO DIVINE WHICH BELLHOP, WAITER, OR GUY IN THE HOTEL GYM'S A BIG QUEEN. This BEING THE CASE,

WE PRESENT THE FIRST IN A SERIES OF THE

Ethan Green Guide to Cruising GAY MAN'S FIELD GUIDE.

WOW LUCY.

JUST LOOKIT 'EM ALL! SNIPPY URBAN QUEEN "LOVABLE BEARQUEEN" "WEIRD TECHY QUEEN WOW!....

by Eric Orner

CERTAIN LOCATIONS ARE FAMOUS FOR THROWING UP CLOSE CALLS. FOR EXAMPLE, IN L.A.. EVEN THE STRAIGHT MEN ARE BUFF AND HAVE GOOD HAIRCUTS...

LIKE, I SAW

You IN THE LOBBY AND I THINK YOU ARE SO HOT. MEET ME UN DER THE CONSIERGE DESK IN AN HOUR.

LIKE,ARE YOU

BY ANY CHANCE, UH TRAVELANG WITH ANY LIKE. BABES PASISTER MAYBE.. OR & FEMALE COUSIN? A YOUNGISH STEPMOM?

LET'S DRIVE AROUND IN TRAFFIC FOR 3 HOURS, THEN SPEND ANOTHER5 IN CLUBS,PARTYING, AND THEN, I TAKE

YOU

MADRID

LET'S DRIVE AROUND IN TRAFFIC FOR 3 HOURS, THEN SPEND ANOTHER 5 IN

CLUBS, PARTYING,

AND THEN, TAKE EURODISNEY?

YOU.. HOME...

EST UNE

ABOMINATION!

Mary

Not Mary

FRANCE

Not Mary

Mary

Mary

Not Mary

ON THE OTHER HAND, THE BRIGHT PLUMAGE FAVORED IN OTHER, BETTER-LIKE & ROOSTS, CAN MAKE OUR FLOCK EASY TO IDENTIFY... 23& STREET.NYC

BOUF. (WHATEVER)

YO...

Mary

Friday April 17th

1998 RAINBOW WRANGLERS SPRING ROUND-UP TRAIL IN DANCE &

MEET-N-GREET

Don't forget Country Night with DJ Doug Every 1st & 3rd Friday

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Meet Local Men!

HEY WAITTA' MINUTE, ISN'TTHIS ONE OF THOSE FAG MAGS? HEY GET ME OUTTA HERE!. I'M SERIOUS!...

RUDY

Not Mary

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